If this movie were a donut, it would be an Animal Diarhea Longjohn.....a delicious looking pastry shell, with chocolate topping....we will equate the delicious packaging with all of the slick advertising that was done for the film.

This lures you in, thinking it will be a fun movie, and you take a big bite and ... !!!! AWWWWW!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!! BLAAAAAARRRGHGHHHGHGH ......thats right, the Longjohn was injected with a poop dispenser, and YOU ATE IT

The metaphorical poop here has many floaters, ingredients such as the ludicrous premise of the characters being able to shoot a bullet around an obstacle and to its target with a fancy lad looking arm movement.....another poop component is Angelina Jolie's 15 minutes of screen time and her absolutely DISGUSTING looking forearms during some of the shots////

gaaaaa! ugh! I think there's poop in this donut!!!!!