Lil' Guy

Review By Slatron

Lil' Guy is perpetually wearing a suit two sizes too large for his shoulders.  And I must add, Lil' Guy wears it well.

Lil' Guy is not only the quintessential guy, but also the penultimate lil'.  My daily levels of office douchebaggery never seem to anger Lil' Guy or throw off Lil' Guys sensibility.  Lil' Guy is unflappable.

Scientific studies have proven that Lil' Guy is actually a seal.  The study done used highly questionable methods, coupled with the fact that his office is rarely filled with water.

Lil' Guy can make magic happen. Lil' Guy is unwavering in his loyalty to those around him.  He is also a born leader of men and seal.  His spirit couquers all foes with a true sense of justice. Lil' Guy stands up for the little guy.

If Lil' Guy had a super power, it would be telekenesis.

Lil' Guy drinks copious amounts of Mountain Dew, which fuels not hate but love.  The dew keeps Lil' Guy keepin' on. 

Keep on keeping on, Lil' Guy.

Lil' Guy gets 2.5 donuts, as 2 is the most donuts I have seen him eat.  And I suspect him for leaving half a blueberry donut behind in each donut box.  The other half is donated to a seal foundation.

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