Tasty Cakes
Review By Carl Broman I hear that there are these Tasty Cakes baked thingamajigs that my friends know all about. In college they gorged themselves sick on them while avoiding studies and drinking Faygo Chocolate Creme Soda and driving around the countryside in their '72 Dodge Monaco with the one hi-fi speaker and the $10 Radio Shack 8-track deck playing Captain Beefheart. I never heard about Tasty Cakes 'cause I was always back at the dorm doing my Numerical Analysis homework.
Tasty Cake is a proper name for any worthy donut. So this is my review of all of the good donuts I have ever eaten.
One and a half donut sated my ravening and with the remaining half donut allowed me to pacify the house demons that constantly buzz about my nostrils asking for crumbs as I eat.
This donut compliments any cup of coffee, no matter how stale, sour, bitter, salty, or rancid. Even the pitiful stinking wretched bilge emitted by the ancient Bunn coffee maker at the office with the resin barnacles and the varnish stalagmites. And get this -- this donut can even help keep the Dunkin Donuts coffee down. That stuff is not even coffee. It is unspeakably horrible. Maybe I should spray the house demons with Dunkin Donuts coffee.
May the Tasty Cakes save you.
From Not sure. New Jersey? Michigan?
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